Your Baby Can Read...and Speak French!

Or you can leave them alone to have a childhood. At nine months, the most complex thing a baby should have to deal with is whether or not they have a poopy diaper. While it's always good to learn, there is such a tiny window of fun before the responsibility of being a proper part of society is foisted upon us all. Stop trying to insinuate that I'm a bad parent because I'm not jamming flash cards in my 18 month old's face.