I hate the Charmin ads with the bears. It's sick enough that the Mommy Dearest bear limits TP usage and inspects her son's butt for fuzzies, but when the coach does it, well, that's a whole new episode of Law and Order: SVU. Get a new marketing scheme.
While we're on the subject of bad marketing:
The Burger King mascot is terrifying. Please make him go away.
The Five dollar footlong guest spots are old. Move on.
The idea is to sell people things, right?